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The Ultimate S.E.X Positions Guide


Your crash course for all the best s.e.x positions out there.

It’s easy to feel overwhelmed with the overabundance of s.e.x positions out there. You have your go-to classics like missionary and doggy, and then roughly 30,000 spin-offs of each of those. How do you keep track of them all? Which hand goes where? Are you supposed to be facing each other or turned around? Is your head *really* supposed to be down there? (Yes.)

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So you never have to resort to repeating the same old in and out every night, here are about a million ways to shake it up… in graphic detail. Consider it a crash course in all the best s.e.x positions with an emphasis on your enjoyment.

Dogggy Style Variations

The B00ty Pop

Booty PopIn a rush? N@ked? H0rny? You’re in luck. Strip down n@ked and bend over a couch/side of the bed/stool/laundry hamper/whatever, and flash your butt to your dude because why the hell not. Brace yourself as he takes you from behind and don’t forget to look back every so often to admire the curve of your own back.In a rush? N@ked? H0rny? You’re in luck. Strip down naked and bend over a couch/side of the bed/stool/laundry hamper/whatever, and flash your butt to your dude because why the hell not. Brace yourself as he takes you from behind and don’t forget to look back every so often to admire the curve of your own back.

Give a Dog a Bone

give a dog a boneAlways wanted to try out spanking but never really been sure how to organically do it? Try this entry-level posish for optimal control. Get on your hands and knees on a bed or a couch — he’s standing. Make sure you discuss limits and safe-words prior to diving in, so you can focus on the pain/pleasure dynamic while you’re in the moment. If you wanna get really into character, you can also incorporate some begging while the spanking is going on.

Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Jelly

This JellyIt’s called ‘jelly’ because of all the lube you need for anal s.e.x, haha get it? No but seriously, you will need a lot. For anal newbies and veterans alike, this spooning position is great because it allows you the space to relax and ease into it. Plus, no eye-contact! Feel free to make as many weird faces as you want.

B00b-centric Positions

The Golden Globes

Golden Globes

Do your best Instagram influencer plank and go stiff as a board on top of your partner, squeezing your knees and thighs together to wiggle against them (the added friction is great for clit0ral stimulation.) Dangle your b00bs over their mouth and see if they can stand the torture.

The Ta-Ta Tease

Ta Ta Tease

Ah, ye old classic Titty F*ck of yore. So much more than schoolyard myth, this version lets you have a hand free so that it’ll actually do something for you too. While seated on a couch or elsewhere with your back up (and with copious amounts of lube, because chafing is REAL), have your dude rub himself in between your valley of the shadow of death while you touch yourself. It’s like seeing a Broadway show in a small theatre — every seat has a good view!

Breast Friends

Breast FriendsHave your guy sit on a chair and straddle him so he can give your b00bs the up-close-and-personal attention they so deserve. Sitting in this position gives him the perfect access to lick or suck on your breasts, while you take control of the rhythm of night and bounce to your heart’s desire on his D. Should you have enough breast in the chest to do it, try joining him in on the action and licking yourself too.

It’s Time to Get Pegged

Reverse Doggy Style

Reverse doggy styleIf you really wanna roll with the dominatrix dynamic of pegging, this is the way to go. Have your dude get on his elbows and knees in bed with his ass up, while you take him from behind. Brace your ankles against his calves for added stability and enjoy the ride. It’s a great view and if you get off on power, this is one of the hottest positions out there.

Reverse Cowboy

Reverse Cow BoyLie on your bed with your head propped up on a pillow (yes, you DO deserve this view, girl) while your guy straddles your legs facing away from you, propping himself up on his elbows. He can control the speed at which he takes your strap-on, and keep a hand free to play with himself.

Chairman of the Board

ChairmanIt’s all about that view baby! Sit in a chair and have your guy straddle you, controlling the depth and speed with which he gets penetrated. This is great for beginners because it puts him in the drivers’ seat, while you get primo access to jerk him off from the front and/or nuzzle him with kisses. Either or.

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