9. Not have a mature chat with their partner about their current birth control situation. Maybe check we are a) not going to have your child and b) give you an untreatable STI before you start ploughing away like there’s no tomorrow.
10. Ignore foreplay. Going straight to p in the v (or god forbid… a) without doing at least some light fingering beforehand is just point blank a bad idea. Obviously by wazzing it straight in there we won’t be lubricated enough and it will be painful, and also we’re probs not going to come or enjoy it a whole lot.
11. Make loads of eye contact during oral s.e.x. Genuinely, I had to turn an adult film off the other day because the guy was giving this woman oral s.e.x, and was making OITNB’s Suzanne-level eye contact. It was creepy AF.
12. Vag-slapping. Like, what even is that? FYI men, this isn’t an everyday thing all women like and want.
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