SOME men love to watch po-rn movies . . . But Itumeleng Modise (34) from Westonaria said he has had enough of s-e-x movies. He can’t stop dreaming of a man with a big 4-5!
The man pokes two or more women at a time. When Itumeleng isn’t haunted by his po-rn dreams, he dreams of eating chicken meat. This has been going on for three years and has already cost him his job.
The frustrated man has been given imbiza by various sangomas, but nothing seems to help.
Itumeleng said: “Instead of wasting money buying DVDs or going on the net to watch po-rn, I got to watch it for free. I even started copying some of the man’s actions.”
He said his wife was impressed. But when it kept on, day after day, he grew tired.
“I would wake up with my magic stick erect and the images would be in my head all day.
“I started to lose focus. Every sangoma I went to gave me imbiza to drink. But the dreams wouldn’t go away. My life is a mess. My body has started itching, especially when I’m around people.
“I’ve spent over R70 000 on sangomas since 2014 and I’m tired of wasting my wife’s money.”
Itumeleng lost his job as a manager at a security company.
Lebogang Modise (30), Itumeleng’s wife, said this issue is destroying her husband. “We need help,” she said.
Sangoma Jabulani Mthimkhulu from Soweto said Itumeleng doesn’t need imbiza but strong muthi that deals specifically with bad dreams.